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Thursday, July 15, 2010
Virtual Choir
Friday, March 26, 2010
'Love Never Dies' (But Should it Have?)
Thursday, March 25, 2010
An Ode to Stephen Sondheim

So Stephen Sondheim turned 80 this week. Who is Stephen Sondheim, you may ask? Only a lyrical genius. Even if you don't know the name, you are sure to have heard of at least one or two of the stage musicals he was either the mastermind behind or at least the lyricist for:
Friday, December 11, 2009
GLEE! I Have NOT Stopped Believin'
The Gleek frenzy has spurred Fox to plan a mid-season DVD release for Glee, Variety reports. 20th Century Fox Home Entertainment will release Glee Season One: Road to Sectionals on Dec. 29, including the show’s first 13 episodes. The full first-season DVD set with all the first season episodes will follow in mid-2010. Fans won’t be penalized for buying early — the Sectionals set will include a voucher toward the purchase of the full-season DVD release. The first release will also include a director’s cut of the pilot episode, behind-the-scenes features, cast audition videos and the show’s music performances.
Yeah, pretty much I don't think that I could NOT buy it, and yeah, I pre-ordered mine the day I read this article, which was, oh, like 6 weeks ago. The other thing that will be holding me over is, of course, the music. Here are a few of my favorite songs so far this year (okay, they are all good, but this is just 20 of the 49 songs that have been released during these first 13 episodes) These aren't in order of favorite, they are in chronological order of their appearance on the show:
Don't Stop Believin'- Ensemble Feat. Lea Michele & Cory Monteith
Say a Little Prayer- Dianna Agron
Maybe This Time- Kristin Chenoweth & Lea Michele
Alone- Kristin Chenoweth & Matthew Morrison
Somebody to Love- Ensemble
It's My Life/Confessions- The Guys Feat. Cory Monteith
Halo/Walking on Sunshine- The Girls Feat. Lea Michele
Sweet Caroline- Mark Salling
Dancing With Myself- Kevin McHale
Defying Gravity- Lea Michele & Chris Colfer
Proud Mary- Ensemble Feat. Kevin McHale & Amber Riley
Endless Love- Lea Michele & Matthew Morrison
Don't Stand So Close to Me/Young Girl- Matthew Morrison
Lean on Me- Ensemble Feat. Kevin McHale & Amber Riley
Papa Don't Preach- Dianna Agron
Imagine- Ensemble
Jump- Ensemble Feat. Lea Michele & Cory Monteith
Smile- Ensemble
Don't Rain On My Parade- Lea Michele
You Can't Always Get What You Want- Ensemble Feat. Lea Michele & Cory Monteith
Here's a funny thing I found. Say a Little Prayer was the character Quinn's (Dianna Agron) tryout song to join Glee, and she used her two fellow cheerleaders for some cute and simple choreography in that scene. You can see a clip of the original here, but what is funny is a ton of people have recreated it and put their own versions on iTunes. The following video is for sure my favorite version. Ha! -
Here are some of the best of the villianous Sue Sylvester quotes so far:

I'm going to ask you to smell your armpits. That's the smell of failure, and it's stinking up my office.
That was the most offensive thing I've seen in 20 years of teaching — and that includes an elementary school production of Hair.
Sue: Iron tablet? It keeps your strength up when you menstruate.
Will: I don't menstruate.
Sue: Neither do I.
I'm about to projectile express myself all over your Hush Puppies.
You think this was hard? Try auditioning for Baywatch and being told they're going in another direction. That was hard.
I'm all about empowerment. I empower my Cheerios to live in a state of constant fear by creating an environment of irrational, random terror.
You're dealing with children. They need to be terrified. It's like mother's milk to them.
Will: I will destroy you
Sue: I am about to vomit down your back. — Sue and Will, whispering into each other's ear, while forced to hug by Principal Figgins
I always thought the desire to procreate showed deep personal weakness.
I don't trust a man with curly hair. I can't help picturing small birds laying sulfurous eggs in there, and I find it disgusting.
I can't stand the sight of kids getting emotional, unless it's from physical exhaustion.
I am going to create an environment so toxic no one will want to be part of that club. Like the time I sold my house to a nice young couple and salted the earth in the backyard so that nothing could grow there for 100 years. Know why I did that? Because they tried to get me to pay their closing costs.
I like minorities so much, I'm thinking of moving to California to become one.
Look at me. Even in the heat of battle, I'm so elegant, regal. I am Ajax, mighty Greek warrior.
...I will go to the animal shelter and get you a kitty cat. I will let you fall in love with that kitty cat. And then on some dark, cold night, I will steal away into your house...and punch you in the face.
Me, I never wanted kids — don't have the time, don't have the uterus.
[Wheelchair ramps] are what I call lazy-makers. They discourage able-bodied students from getting proper exercise by using the stairs.
If I have a pregnant girl doing a handspring into a double layout, the judges aren't going to be admiring her impeccable form, they're going to be wondering if the centrifugal force is going to make the baby's head start crowning.
Ha! I mean, great music and loveable characters and the show is dang funny to boot. Sigh. I miss it already. Also, as if I needed one more thing to love about it, I just read this.
Wednesday, November 4, 2009
Musical Artists I Love - Ella Fitzgerald
I am mad about Jazz music. Possibly because I grew up watching old movies with my Mom and the musical style of the time was Jazz, maybe because I was in Jazz choir all throughout High School (it’s the cool thing to do in the Northwest, you know), perhaps because Jazz is automatically familiar and sentimental because most of the Christmas standards we grew up with are in that style, but most definitely because its just so classy and inventive and cool. There are a lot of great old Jazz singers- Frank Sinatra, Billie Holiday, Bobby Darin, Sarah Vaughan… and even some contemporary Jazz singers who can hold their own- Diana Krall, Michael Buble', Jane Monheit, Jamie Cullum… If someone had never heard any Jazz though and wanted to know the best, then for me it will always be Ella Fitzgerald. Hands down. I know, I know, old Blue Eyes is the one that probably springs first to mind as 'classic jazz' for most people, and there is no question that he has one of the most iconic voices that ever was. Jazz isn't just about the voice, though, its the style. Not only does Ella have a beautiful, clear quality to her voice that is lovely for ballads, but she is a master at scatting and improvisation. Seriously, the things that woman could do with her voice. She really just becomes one of the instruments in the band. She'll even mess up or forget the words here and there and she just makes them up and keeps going without skipping a beat.Somewhere Over the Rainbow
I'm Beginning to See the Light
How High the Moon

Ella and Louis Armstrong often colaborated. One of my very favorite CDs is Ella and Louis duets. They even singone of my theme songs:

I Can't Give You Anything But Love
Mack the Knife
Wednesday, September 30, 2009
Show Tunes: The Duets
15- Aaah, classic. The smitten and confused young man and the older woman with the hindsight to explain it to him:
You're Just in Love (Call Me Madam- Donald O'Connor & Ethel Merman)
14- If I didn't know the context of this story and the song placement in the show I might find some of these lyrics childish, but as a fanciful farewell to a dying sister, its touching and wonderful:
Some Things Are Meant To Be (Little Women- Sutton Foster & Meg McGinnis)
13- I grew up watching a lot of old movies but I distinctly remember watching this one more than others (though always fast forwarding through the long dream sequence scene- nice on stage, boring on screen) This is fun and flirtatious and the lyrics and the scene are light and charming:
People Will Say We're In Love (Oklahoma- Gordon MacRae & Shirly Jones)
12- I don't think an explanation is necessary. I can't imagine a childhood without running around singing this song running across benches:
Sixteen Going on Seventeen (The Sound of Music- Charmian Carr & Daniel Truhitte)
11- I'm a woman. Of course I enjoy a man singing about his passionate love. This one is two men singing about their passion for the same woman. Also, said woman has passed away so the song is even more infused with frustrated regret and the elevated ardor of haunting memories, all inspired by something as simple as seeing a pair of eyes like hers. 'Nuff said:
Lily's Eyes (The Secret Garden- Mandy Patinkin & Robert Westenberg)
10- This is the lesser-known musical version of the story of the Phantom of the Opera. This one came out around the same time as the Andrew Lloyd Webber version but was sort of ignored I guess because Webber was so huge at the time, coming off of Cats and Evita and such. If I absolutely had to pick a favorite it would be Webber's- I grew up with it and it has such a bittersweet mysteriousness about it, but this Maury Yeston version has some fabulous songs. Like this one:
Home (Phantom- Robert Cuccioli & Laura Benanti)
9- This song is two men inspiring and comforting a woman that it will be alright as they plan to assist her to flee the kingdom- in a TV version they did a few years ago they turned this into a love duet (which you can watch in my Zooey D. post) which I actually prefer since its such a pretty song, but I couldn't track down a recording of that version. I think I like this song so much because I love to travel and I love the dream of adventure and escape and that is what 'Normandy' represents in this song:
Normandy (Once Upon a Mattress- Harry Snow & Matt Maddox)
8- Such a great contemporary show. I love the originality of the bilingual lyrics and the sweetness of the characters dialogue:
Sunrise (In the Heights- Christopher Jackson & Mandy Gonzalez)
7- Anything with these two singing together would be on my list by default, but even without them this is such a hopeful and inspiring tune:
The Wheels of a Dream (Ragtime- Brian Stokes Mitchell & Audra McDonald)
6- This isn't the only musical duet between two women about the same man (I Still Believe from Miss Saigon, In His Eyes from Jekyll & Hyde...) but what I like about this one is that it isn't, 'I'm nothing without you,' or, 'choose me not her.' It's simply reflective that things didn't go perfectly but not necessarily in a regretful way, just in a retrospective way:
I Know Him So Well (Chess- Idina Menzel & Kerry Ellis)
5- Jennifer is awesome- she replaced Kristin Chenoweth as Glinda in Wicked so she is who I saw with Idina Menzel. More trivia- Hunter is brother to Sutton Foster. If you aren't aware of the synopsis of this show, well, it's kind of a dark satire. This song is a fabulous combination of goofy and tender:
Follow Your Heart (Urinetown- Hunter Foster & Jennifer Laura Thompson)
4- This show jumps around to different emotional moments in a five year relationship. I love the sincere, conversational tone of this song, set in the joy of the beginnings of love:
The Next Ten Minutes (The Last Five Years- Leo Norbert Butz & Sherie Rene Scott)
3- This is a twisted love song that start out very humble and ardent and then the lyrics get quite dramatic. This whole play is from the point of view of people who have attempted (and sometimes succeeded) to assassinate US Presidents throughout history. In this songs case, these two were both obsessively 'in love' with someone leading them to their drastic deed. Leave it to Stephen Sondheim to make sinister passion into something beautiful. (Sweeney Todd anyone?):
Unworthy of Your Love (Assassins- Alexander Gemignani & Mary Catherine Garrison)
2- If you haven't seen it, this show really is as great as everyone says. The enigmatic 'everyone' has it right. Also, with the many themes that this story includes- love, confidence, faith, independence, peer pressure, prejudice... when you break it down it is really a story about friendship, and this song wraps it up perfectly:
For Good (Wicked- Idina Menzel & Kristin Chenoweth)
1- This will forever be, to me, the most sweepingly romantic song ever written:
All I Ask of You (The Phantom of the Opera- Steve Barton & Sarah Brightman)
Thursday, September 24, 2009
Show Tunes: The Divas
Ethel Merman- The original Mama Rose in the frequently-revived Gypsy. The Merm could belt. The Merm didn't need a mic. The Merm is classic:
Everything's Coming Up Roses (Gypsy)
Mary Martin- When I think of MM I think wholesome. I think J. M. Barrie and I think Rodgers & Hammerstein:
Cockeyed Optimist (South Pacific)
Julie Andrews - Though possibly most well-known as Maria in film version of The Sound of Music (played by Mary Martin on Broadway) she was the original Eliza Doolittle on Broadway. Audrey Hepburn is one of my all-time favorite people (of all time ;), but she didn't do her own singing in the film version of My Fair Lady. Julie was upset by not being cast in the film after being with Rex Harrison in the Broadway cast, but that same year another little film called Mary Poppins was also released for which Julie won an Oscar. Now that's what I call Karma people:
I Could Have Danced All Night (My Fair Lady)
Patti LuPone- The epitome of diva, right here. Never was there more perfect casting than Miss LuPone as Eva Perone in Evita. What could be more fitting than a diva playing a diva? She was also the original Fantine and a year ago won a Tony for the the most recent revival of Gypsy as a Mama Rose to rival The Merman. (check out this video of her Gypsy acceptance speech. Oh. My. Diva):
I Dreamed a Dream (Les Miserables)
Bernadette Peters- She is phenomenal and I swear the woman doesn't age. I got to see her in a revival of Annie Get Your Gun and also as Mama Rose in Gypsy, and she just has so much humor and charisma (not to mention incredible hair):
Happiness (Sunday in the Park with George)
Elaine Paige- How could we leave out the woman who originated the role with the most overplayed song in Broadway history (Well, this is actually the Original London cast version which I grew up with- on Broadway it was Betty Buckley in the role). She's done plenty of other things too, but she will always be Grizabella to me:
Memory (Cats)
Audra McDonald- Love her. So beautiful and soooo talented. She won three Tony awards by the time she was 28! I would have killed to see her in Ragtime with Brian Stokes Mitchell who is maybe one of the only leading men who can match her musically:
Simple Little Things (110 in the Shade)
Lea Salonga- Ahh, our resident Disney princess. To be honest, I grew up listening to the Original London Cast recording of Les Miserables and I think that Lea's voice (from the Broadway Cast version) is too... pretty, I guess, for Eponine. I prefer the grittier Frances Ruffelle version from the London Cast. Gotta love Lea though, since she is the singing voice of both Jasmine and Mulan and was the heartbreaking Kim in Miss Saigon: Kelli O'Hara- I got to see her in The Light in the Piazza and she was incredible. All of the people that I have gotten to see live were of course incredible, that's why they get picked for leading roles in eight times a week live performances, but with Kelli, after her solo numbers, there was literally a ripple throughout the audience of everyone releasing the breath that they had been holding in a unanimous sigh of 'wow.' I would have loved to have seen her in the recent revival of South Pacific. I've no doubt we'll be seeing more of her:
I Would Give My Life For You (Miss Saigon)
Sherie Rene Scott- Such a unique voice and some extremely varied roles:
Here I Am (Dirty Rotten Scoundrels)
Sutton Foster- Saw her in Thoroughly Modern Millie and again in Little Women. She is so high energy and physical comedy and entertainment. Plus, extra points for her guest spot in Season One of Flight of the Conchords as Bret's girlfriend Coco:
Gimmee Gimmee (Thoroughly Modern Millie)
Kristin Chenoweth- She is so fantastic. How in the world does that huge voice and all of that bubbly energy come out of that tiny little body? Though I loved all of the characters, she was possibly my very favorite, or at least the funniest, part of Pushing Daisies:
Goodnight, My Someone (The Music Man)
Idina Menzel- Saw her in Wicked. Twice. Amazing. I think a lot of her appeal is that her voice is so edgy and not a traditional Broadway sound. Girl can go all over the place with her vocals. I have seen Wicked a couple of other times with other leads whose voices were just as good, but seeing her live, it was obviously not just her voice but her personality that won her the role. She has amazing comic timing and this loveable-ness and you really feel like she is the character (Plus, way to bag hottie Taye Diggs (costars in the original cast of Rent) as your husband in real life):
The Life of the Party (The Wild Party)
The Light in the Piazza (The Light in the Piazza)
Laura Benanti- Also won a Tony for the recent revival of Gypsy with Patti LuPone. I adore her voice and her character range- she can go from 80s valley girl to opera star:
Unusual Way (Nine)
Karen Olivo- I got to see her as Vanessa in In the Heights a year ago, and this past summer she won a Tony for playing Anita in the revival of West Side Story. I hope she will be in more shows. Great voice, great attitude. We need a Latina Disney princess so that she can play her:
It Won't Be Long Now (In the Heights)
Honorary Mentions:
Don't Rain On My Parade (Funny Girl)
Wishing You Were Somehow Here Again (The Phantom of the Opera)
Someone Like You (Jekyll & Hyde)
There are several others who I considered as well: Liza Minnelli, Angela Lansbury, Marin Mazzie, Stephanie J. Block, Lea Michele ... but these are my standouts. I hope I didn't leave anyone crucial out- other theatre dorks (I know who you are) please correct me if I overlooked someone!