Free '92 Jeep Wrangler...
...with proposal and wedding ring.
That's right! Act now on this one-time offer. All you have to do is date and marry me and you can be the proud owner of a 1992 Jeep Wrangler (along with a 1970 woman). Jeep has a lift, safari top for the summer/hard top for the winter, rear locker, 33" tires and (new this year) an 8000 lb winch.
Not only do you get the Jeep, but you get me. And boys, I don't come stock. I am FULLY LOADED! My add-ons include: a great sense of humor, an affection for "garage nights" (that means working on stuff in the garage), an amazing work ethic, temple-worthiness, an appreciation for sports, the ability to live well within my means, logical reasoning skills, a "work hard so you can play hard" mentality, and I'm great with kids, too!
Terms and Conditions:
1. Marriage must last a minimum of 5 years.
2. Jeep cannot feel neglected - trips to Moab required - but it's a package deal. You take the Jeep, you take me!
3. Honda 400EX included in lifetime package.
4. Honeymoon required.
Contact me at wedding.jeep@hotmail.com -Men only, please. I am ALL woman!
She may be 'all woman,' but she has got balls of steel for posting this! Best of luck to you, Jeep Lady!
http://blog.barterquest.com/2009/07/14/free-jeep-with-wedding-ring-lets-get-hitched/
Tuesday, July 14, 2009
Johnny Lingo, But Instead of 8 Cows... 1 Jeep?
Oh my gosh you guys, this is serious! She was on the news last night and has already had over 300 hits- one from Greece! Hahahahahaha!
-Click on the post title to go to the KLS link-
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Oh my!!!!
What?! That is hilarious--I think I would be a little scared if I were the guys, but that's still pretty funny that she posted that.
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